pay for themselves

as received from my wonderfully "blonde" cousin this morning…
enjoy 🙂

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive,
double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I
hadn't paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had
told ME last year. Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves! Helllooo? I told him. It's been a year.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the
guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.

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