from the courtroom

Actual account from a courtroom:

Attorney: Dr. before the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
Dr. : No
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Dr. : No
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Dr. : No
Attorney: So then, it is possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?
Dr.: No
Attorney: How can you be so sure Dr?
Dr. : Because his brain was sitting on a desk in a jar.
Attorney: But, could the patient still been alive nevertheless?
Dr. : Yes it is possible that he could have been alive, practicing law.

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