global warming sacrifices

so, Elizabeth Edwards is going to sacrifice in the name of global warming…
so, is she going to give up her luxurious, behemoth 28,200 square foot palace the couple just recently built??
is she going to stop driving the gas, guzzling SUVs??
is she going to stop flying private jets across country??

nope, she is giving up tangerines…..

THAT should fix everything….
Thanks Ms. Edwards, we appreciate your sacrifice…